Half rubber game

« H E Catfish :: email
posted Monday, 18 April 2005
Damn I am getting old. We played half rubber and I was pitching, throwing pretty damn good, no one could catch. V-man winning, Eric can't catch, I get up to bat, a few hits and finally a run, no one can catch. Eric comes to bat, he is winning now, but before he starts to hit, I miss some easy catches, I suck, I was calling the pot black and then all of a sudden, I can't catch either. I fell three times and also went after a few hit balls in the air and damn, I missed and hurt my old ribs. Eric won, me and V-man sucks hind tit. I am retiring from half rubber, too fucking old, I use to play three times a day for hours at a time, but that was when I was young and dumb and full of come. I quit. We started this morning with a diet of beer and nuts, thanks to Ga she did feed a few of us dogs. Georgia is a lovely lady that has legs all the way up to her ass, she is tall and thin. Great girl and Rick, the poet and also her hubby is also a great guy, has just started a blog. Mama did one for her, thanks Mama. Rob and Mama got me started and I could kill both of them for doing it. More on our meet later, Cat

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comments (6)


1. a reader left...
Monday, 18 April 2005 9:08 am

I was laughing my ass off when you busted your ass. You're not too old, you just hadn't had enough to drink...yet.

Sam [sam@sammoore.org]


2. a reader left...
Monday, 18 April 2005 10:40 am

... it is totally impossible to catch that ball.. but we sure had a good time trying!..

Eric [eric@straightwhiteguy.com]


3. a reader left...
Monday, 18 April 2005 12:04 pm

Shoot...I must have missed that one. Sounds like fun.

Moogie [moogiesworld@gmail.com]


4. a reader left...
Monday, 18 April 2005 12:20 pm

Catfish, Catfish, Catfish. I don't think we could even ATTEMPT to hold a blogmeet without you. Dude, your stories are the highlight of any party. It was AWESOME to see you again, thank you for being the best pharmacist EVER. I hope to get down that way and hang with you guys again, real soon. That was the best damn party I've been to in years...

Kelley [kelley@suburbanblight.net]


5. a reader left...
Monday, 18 April 2005 5:51 pm

I could catch the ball fine. It just wouldn't stay in my fucking hands.

Velociman [velociman@gmail.com]


6. a reader left...
Monday, 18 April 2005 7:46 pm

Half-rubber? Damn, and I missed all the fun... You all let me know as soon as you can about the next one so I can get the time arranged. I may need to prostitute myself for travel and lodging expenses, but what small price that is for attending a genuine Jawja Blog Meet. It's not like I can get rich pissing people off on my blog, even though I'm told I'm good at it. Hell, don't even have to name names... Something Acidman said about chicks reading between the lines must be true.

Anyway, glad you have a great time. Hope you have someone there to kiss your boo-boo and make them better.

Mamamontezz [mamamontezz@sbcglobal.net]