Asshole Doctor Called Me Today

Hey, Cat you know you love it.

i don't know but i like the phrase "ass money". think i run into a lot of that these days.

sorry bout the pooper prodding cat. give em hell, sounds like they've got that coming

might shoulda asked em why. then ifn they din have a good reason tell em they certainly know where to shove it cause they already did it to you.

You must be paying your bill in a timely manner.

Cat, if your ass rots out, that will be the end of the hemmorioid problem. Get the test done and stop whining. Have fun.....

My doctor told me get one at 45 years old and if there are no problems, get one 5 years later. He said if there are still no problems, 1 every 10 years is plenty as long as you don't have any pain, bleeding or other symptoms that might suggest something is afoul in the old dookey chute.

I think your doc probably lost your test results before he filed them and now has nothing to cover his ass in case you die of colon cancer and your wife sues so he wants you to come in again.

Seriously. If you had one and he said things were fine and you don't have any symptoms that might suggest something is wrong, I'd tell the doc to either explain why I needed another one when he just did one and said it was fine or go fuck himself with that 9 foot scope.

Also, do yourself a favor and demand to talk to your doc and not his idiot staff. Most doctors have one nurse that is overworked and a bunch of dumbass office assistants that have no medical qualifications. They all wear the same clothes so you don't know the doc from the silly bitch that does nothing but answers the phone. For all you know, you were talking to his office manager.

Tell them the fucking you got was not worth the money and you want a free repeat or a refund.

:-)

Joe

The doctors wife probably redecorated the house or is planning a European vacation and he is just trying to find a way to pay for it.

JDP

don't sound exactly right does it..might wanna give the quack a call and ask what the fuck...

That's really weird. I would call back and ask them why they want to do another so soon. By the way, the baby chicks sound so cool. I'm jealous.

Hey Cat I go an idea. Why don't you go shove that mean ass rooster you said you had up that doctors ass. When you're done with him, shove it up the nurses ass too.

What do you think? If you do it, we want pictures. Get Redneck to help you hold them still. He can paint a green 8 on each cheek of thier ass while your giving them the old ream job.

:-)

Joe

Maybe this time he wants to put the camera in instead of his cock.

I think he's gay and has a drug problem! Sounds like he's got a crush on you. :)

I second Assrot.

I love you, Joe. Please call and follow up with some questions. If they have a legit reason...like something came back that alerted them...then have another. Otherwise, they can shove it.

Better safe than sorry, love.

He is a nice looking young doctor, but you are correct, he do look queer as a three dollar bill. I am not going back for another one. My insurance will not pay for it, too early, last one done six months ago. If they call me back, I will ask them a lot of questions, Cat